Archivo de la categoría: English jokes (pero chistes buenos, por supuesto)

New jokes!

Pues aquí os traigo tres nuevos chistes en inglés. Espero que os gusten y que os riáis, el segundo es muy bueno, ¡a ver si lo cogéis!

The new married couple are having their first night in the bedroom. Suddenly, the man asks his wife. Man to wife on wedding night: “You sure I’m the first man you are sleeping with?” Wife replied: ” Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!”

Police arrested two teenagers yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
“Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
“What are my choices?” the man asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied.

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New Jokes!

Aquí os traigo otros dos nuevos jokes en inglés. A mí me han hecho gracia, pero no os creáis que son chistes muy buenos, ya sabéis que el inglés y el humor están reñidos, jajaja. Bueno pues espero que los comprendáis. Si no entendéis el segundo, es porque tenéis que pensar en la pronunciación de la palabra too que es igual que two.

A man visits God and says “God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?” God says “No, ask me anything at all”. So the man says “God, you’ve been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?” God replies “For me, a thousand years is only five minutes”. The man then says “That’s interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?” God replies “For me, a million dollars is only five cents”. The man says “Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?” God looks at the man, smiles, and says “Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!”

Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven? Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!


Jokes!

Hoy estreno una sección en mi blog y son… ¡chistes en inglés! Espero que entendáis el humor inglés y que cojáis los chistes. Os los iré dejando de dos en dos, porque a veces, un chiste de esta gente no tiene la gracia suficiente jajaja. ¡Espero que os gusten y que os echéis unas risas!

Three mice are being chased by a cat. The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked, “Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!” The surprised cat ran away scared. Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, “You see, it pays to be bilingual!”

– “I was born in California.”
– “Which part?”
– “All of me.”

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