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Three Jokes!

¡Hola gente! Pues aquí estoy otra vez para dejaros otra publicación, esta vez son tres chistes. Espero que los cojáis y que os gusten, si no me lo decís que ya intentaré escribir algunos mejores la próxima vez. ¡Hasta pronto!

Husband and wifeA woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Marylou’ written on it,” she said, furious. “You had better have an explanation.”
“Calm down, honey,” the man replied. “Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on.
The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.”What was that for?” he complained. “Your dog called last night.”

One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first.
Susie said your heart, ‘cause you need it to love.
Richie said your head, ‘cause you need it to think.
Little Danny raised his hand and the pastor called on him reluctantly. Danny said, “Your feet.”
Confused, the pastor asked why.
Danny replied, “I was walking past my mom’s room last night and she had her feet in the air and then she screamed, “Oh God, I’m coming!”

Two guys in a bar. “Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes? The police thought it was a cereal killer.”

Two men in a bar


New jokes!

Pues aquí os traigo tres nuevos chistes en inglés. Espero que os gusten y que os riáis, el segundo es muy bueno, ¡a ver si lo cogéis!

The new married couple are having their first night in the bedroom. Suddenly, the man asks his wife. Man to wife on wedding night: “You sure I’m the first man you are sleeping with?” Wife replied: ” Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!”

Police arrested two teenagers yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
“Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
“What are my choices?” the man asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied.

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