Pues aquí os traigo tres nuevos chistes en inglés. Espero que os gusten y que os riáis, el segundo es muy bueno, ¡a ver si lo cogéis!
The new married couple are having their first night in the bedroom. Suddenly, the man asks his wife. Man to wife on wedding night: “You sure I’m the first man you are sleeping with?” Wife replied: ” Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!”
Police arrested two teenagers yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
“Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
“What are my choices?” the man asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied.